And the early bird gets the...wait why is that bird here...gasp it's all lies. the late bird gets the worm, a gigantic worm. Seriously it's like six pm and this bird gets a huge worm. I guess it's late bird for the win, sorry early bird, extra sorry late worm.
Disclaimer, worms are good, worms are our friend, as long as they stay in the earth and I don't step on them.